“Being gay is like glitter, it never goes away”-Lady Gaga
The quote above is so true when it comes to my story of trying to find myself. Just to warn you this next section is DEEP. (Insert food comment here because as we all know I love food) so if you’d rather read something funnier I would click the x in corner, but it will be worth a read.
When did I know I was gay? Tough question. I never thought I was. This isn’t going to be a tell all story of my life by the way, I’m saving that for when I’m famous and starting to run out of money so need to bring a brutal autobiography out to bring back all my millions that I spent on doner kebabs and kfcs. Right back to trying to be an inspiration, so first of all about 3 or maybe even 4 years ago now I came out as bisexual. I know what you’re all thinking, bisexual is just greediness, but I’m greedy in all aspects of my life why not my sexuality, and it wasn’t the right time lets just say that.
I am not really a fan of labels and no I’m not jumping on the 21st century attitude of I’m neither man nor women, no offence trying to be made here as I realise that some people truly feel this way and it makes no difference to my life whatsoever. I have always had the attitude of if I fall in love with a man, cool. If I fall in love with a woman, cool. However I can comfortably say that I find women a lot more attractive, physically, emotionally and sexually than men, so if someone was to ask me what I am. (A perfect stunning chubby hilarious individual with a vagina) if you’re asking but I would say a lesbian.
So fast forward 3 and a bit years and here I am, a fully fledged lesbian with a fiancée. I know, so intense. Just as intense as trying to decide what to eat first at an all you can eat restaurant. If you’re wondering what id go for first because I am a pro when it comes to food decisions, always is the salad bar, ease yourself in gently. (Insert dirty comment here if you are DISGUSTENG) and if you didn’t say that in a Scottish accent then please press the x in the corner. JOKING.
So yeah I kept quiet about my sexuality for 2 years more or less, carried on with putting up with dick pics on tinder. Then Amy slid in to my snapchat, she will make out it was the other way around but when does Hannah Brown do the chasing? And literally the rest is history. The most serious thing I would say about this story is that I was very low before Amy and I found each other and I truly think that if I hid any longer I don’t think I would be here writing this today. It sucks you up like Henry hoover, I always make light of situations and if you know me I am always laughing and smiling and not to blow my own trumpet (here I go) the party does not start until I walk in. No-one knew the true pain I was feeling as I never showed it, never told anyone really apart from my dr when I went to counselling. I can’t even believe I had to have counselling for anxiety, there is no shame in accepting the help, the hardest bit is accepting you need the help first.
So I am going to end this here because number one I’m not crying you are and number 2 there is some crumpets with my name on.
Just a quick shoutout to my family and friends who love Amy more than they love me (not sure if that is possible because I am perfection but whatever)
and most importantly to the love of my life, thank you for showing me that the true meaning of love isn’t dependent on the gender but the soul. LOVE YOU!
Fat Bird Over and Out